1. Taco
2. Burrito
3. Solitary Batman standing atop a building, staring down at Gotham, dejected
4. Nachos
5. Two tacos
6. A whole pizza
7. Every face and gesture of the regular Emojis but with a responsive skin tone and gender slider
8. Misguided karaoke
9. A mic drop
10. A unicorn celebrating
11. When it's 3am and you sort Yelp for "nearby restaurants" and there are lots of
"nearby restaurants" and then you sort for "open now" and all the "nearby restaurants" disappear forever and you shed a tear, THAT TEAR
12. Hands covered in Cheeto dust
13. Hands covered in blood
14. All Harry Potter characters as well as symbols for each major theme and event in the series
15. At least nine more styles of camel
16. At least nine more rice dishes
17. Two missed calls from your mom
18. Your roommate's girlfriend
19. Your roommate's ex-girlfriend
20. Your former self, disappointed by what you've become.
21. A Bloody Mary with no food
22. Toast
23. $4 toast
24. $6 toast
25. Triscuits, ice chips, and some ginger ale for your achy tum-tum
26. The white girl holding a yoga mat
27. The white girl holding a "tribal print" t-shirt
28. The white girl holding the skulls of native peoples
29. The white girl in a vast emptiness, beyond privilege, beyond time, beyond space, beyond, even, herself
30. Bacon
31. Avocados
32. A Save the Date from your cousin
33. $300 bridesmaids' dresses
34. Your ex boyfriend's sweatshirt/your favorite sweatshirt
35. An Amazon drone
36. A corporate drone
37. A few more fax machines, in a variety of colors
38. Someone taking a selfie, with an iPad, in a bar
39. Hot garbage
40. Breakfast burrito
41. A clearer, not-praying-hands high five
42. Cheese
43. Cheddar cheese
44. Swiss cheese
45. Brie
46. Brie with honey
47. Brie with nuts and honey
48. Brie with nuts, honey, and a glass of white wine, and a old friend – you can talk
about anything and it's good to reminisce
49. The hope of the 90's
50. Netflix
51. The Netflix dragon burning down a Blockbuster
52. The Nisha Call
53. A giraffe
54. Menorah
55. An intern on a hamster wheel
56. Your Boss's Khakis
57. Kale
58. Lobster
59. Crab
60. You at a nice lobster/crab dinner, you said the thing he begged you not to say -- now it's all ruined, the whole thing -- at least there's crab
61. 3-legged rescue dog
62. Cupcake
63. Oprah giving away alpaca sweaters and her favsies quinoas
64. Champagne bottle, popping the way they do in cartoons
65. The sweatpants you wear to get Thai food
66. Iron Throne
67. Olive Garden
68. You saying you'll be five minutes late and your friends knowing you mean 30 –
it's a little game you all play so no one has to call anyone out for being a awful
69. Middle finger
70. Middle finger with a wedding ring
71. Middle finger with a gay wedding ring
72. Middle finger that is pointed inward, reflective.
73. The blood of your enemies, spilt this night
74. Cake in the office kitchen
75. Climbing the fire escape at dawn, just to see your kingdom